The lack of fucks he gives combined with the level of sass he practically sweats is the reason I love Nine more than anything.
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
I would pierce my ears just to wear these.
These are ear-cuffs - they don’t require piercing! They sort of just wrap around your ears.
I actually love these
here is where you can buy them on amazon
fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.