I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on



The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME


Fake Pockets: A How To


so I was chatting with a friend and I took a while to respond and they asked me “are you still thee?” and obviously they meant “there” but I just sat there thinking and staring at this really existential question like I don’t know am I still me???


i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is





Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying